I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...