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Sex Toy Reviews

The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

Limited edition tie dye Maverick. My first one was a flesh tone.
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Review: Maverick

I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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Review: Beyond 1

How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
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Review: Royal Wizard

The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
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OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls.
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Review: OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls

My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
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LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.
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Review: Ida

I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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Nomi Tang Getaway Wild, LELO Ella, LELO Gigi.
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Review: Getaway Wild

Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
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Me holding the Diva Cup silicone menstrual cup, with appropriately blood-colored polish on my fingernails.
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Review: Diva Cup

The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
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Me grasping the Jopen VR1 kegel balls, with rainbow-painted nails.
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Review: Jopen Vanity VR1

The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
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Papaya Toys Candy Stick
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Review: Candy Stick

Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
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Me in my Princessa video review
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Video review: Princessa

In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
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The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.
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Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
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BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.
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Review: Sassy

I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
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We-Vibe Touch hanging out in a tiny adorable casserole dish.
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Review: Touch

Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
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Review: Beyond 3

I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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Review: Spider

It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
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Doxy Don and Doxy Die Cast on a desk. The Nuzzle Tip attachment is on the Doxy Die Cast's head.
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Review: Doxy Massager (Die Cast) and The Don

Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
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njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.

My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.

Review: Rave

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