“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
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It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes...
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...