The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so,...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
