The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...