It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...