I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...