Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things....
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive,...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy....
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re...
