I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Sex Toy Reviews
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There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
