I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2....
I knew I was in for something good because the email began,...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally...
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands....
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day,...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove...
