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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first —...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking...
While I’m generally a pretty frugal person, there are a handful things...
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic...
