Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored...
I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells...
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact....
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m...
















