This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare....
Sex Toy Reviews
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It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend?...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed....
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2....
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one....
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY....
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo,...
