I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot...
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve...
This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO...

















