I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard...
I was stirring ramen on the stove as my boyfriend tried on...
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors,...
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid....
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that...
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean,...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink...














