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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS....
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know....
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature,...
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t...
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series....
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a...
How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini...

















