I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
Sex Toy Reviews
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I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...