I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,... Keep Reading
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital... Keep Reading
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the... Keep Reading
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful... Keep Reading
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky... Keep Reading
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,... Keep Reading
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the... Keep Reading
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
