Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
