It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
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Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful... Keep Reading
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky... Keep Reading
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,... Keep Reading
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the... Keep Reading
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it... Keep Reading
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy... Keep Reading
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,... Keep Reading
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim... Keep Reading
