It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a... Keep Reading
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful... Keep Reading
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,... Keep Reading
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton... Keep Reading
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in... Keep Reading
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic... Keep Reading
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
