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queer sex party chronicles

A series all about my orgy antics. Which are always gay.

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.
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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
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A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.
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Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
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A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other.  The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
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Queer sex party chronicles: hi, I’m new here

The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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