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Review: Raspberry Chunk

I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
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Review: Lemon Drops glass dildo

Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
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Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

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The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.

Review: Rumble Seat

Strapless strap-on dildos. Tantus Feeldoe More, Tantus Realdoe Stout, Fun Factory ShareVibe, Happy Valley Tango.

Why I don’t like strapless strap-on dildos

We-Vibe Wish rechargeable clitoral vibrator on a small table, next to a clock and necklace.

Review: Wish

Sex toy temporary tattoos and the lengths we go through to photograph them. Photo by Kate Sinclaire.

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Review: OhMiBod

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