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Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure by Lynn Comella, on the arm of a couch, with coffee nearby.
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Review: Vibrator Nation

I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
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The Feminist Porn Book lying on top of my suitcase, with the LELO Mona 2 and some business cards.
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Review: The Feminist Porn Book

Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I...
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Close-up of my quote in the book, about squirting with the Pure Wand.
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Review: The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation

It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three...
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The Big Book of Sex Toys
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Review: The Big Book of Sex Toys

Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already...
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I’m published in Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1!

It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
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Dudes! You can now subscribe to my blog on your Kindle! After you subscribe, my full blog posts will be...
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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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Sex toy temporary tattoos and the lengths we go through to photograph them. Photo by Kate Sinclaire.

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Review: OhMyG

Step inside my sex toy closet

Vintage vibrators: the Polar Cub Electric Vibrator (top), Oster Massagett, and Vanguard Vibro-Massager.

Review: Vintage vibrators

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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