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Nomi Tang, named after the woman who founded the company, is best known for the Better Than Chocolate, which — spoiler alert — is not better than chocolate.

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Sex toy news: clicky buttons and vibrating anal beads

REJOICE, because Fun Factory is retiring their G4 line of vibrators in favor of G5. The G5s, which come in classic designs...
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Review: Getaway Wild

Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
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Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
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Review: Better than Chocolate

Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
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Review: Form 5 + Hello Touch X

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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