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Adventures in SquirtingFeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #9

June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
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Jack-off Journal #5

February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of...
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Belladonna masturbating on a green bed.
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Jack-off Journal #7

April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
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The 2 weeks of my sex life I lost to Zoloft

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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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