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An assortment of sex toys from the past, including one that looks like a skeleton and another with orange spikes.
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Jack-off Journal #21

June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
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A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
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Jack-off Journal #17

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms

Tristan Taormino does incredibly important work with her Expert Guide series of porn movies. So many “how-to” movies are yawn-inducing, but...
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Sex toy masturbation session note taking, with dirtied toys lying on top.
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Jack-off Journal #18

April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
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Jack-off Journal #15

July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
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Video review: Princessa

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Review: Diva Cup

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Becoming a real writer

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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.

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