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Review: Bo

Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
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Video: Introducing LELO’s Bo

As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
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Review: Gyrating Massager

When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
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A decade of sex blogging

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