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Babeland

Babeland has street cred, and for good reason: they’re an amazing operation, and they’re picky about their toys (like me!). They are widely recognized as one of the most popular feminist and woman-run sex shops, both online and off.

Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure by Lynn Comella, on the arm of a couch, with coffee nearby.
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Review: Vibrator Nation

I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
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ALL GREEN sex toys! YES!
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Giveaway: Green sex toys for everyone!

I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car...
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Babeland Gift Card
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Babeland gift card winner!

I probably should not admit this, but I have a soft spot for people who are looking for their first...
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Babeland Swag Contest winners!

I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most....
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The perks of tweeting

I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
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4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
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Review: The New Romantix

The New Romantix is one of the most frustrating porn films I’ve ever seen. From the description of it, I...
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Contest: Win a Babeland gift card!

Yep, my friends at Babeland are letting me have a second contest! I’m giving away a $20 Babeland gift card!...
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Swag Contest: Win a Rabbit Habit or Pink Kink Kit!

Very exciting news! My pal Mae at Babeland is allowing me to give away two great items to my readers....
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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