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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging

Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
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Review: No Man’s Land: Interracial Edition 11

Genre: LesbianDirector: Anton SlayerLength: 2 hours, 13 minutesCast: Gina Lynn, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Tori Black, Eva Angelina,...
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Review: Chemistry Vol. 3

Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
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Review: Rough Sex 3

This may be the right time to admit that I don’t find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.

Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

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Becoming a real writer

A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.

A decade of sex blogging

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Review: Magic Banana

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