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Pipedream Ceramix No. 4 ceramic dildo
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Review: Ceramix No. 4

I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
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My pink sex toys all together. YOU REPULSE ME.
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The color most likely to send me on a murderous rampage

I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
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Sarah Palin sex doll
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Sarah Palin in plastic, with orifices

Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
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LELO Pino... a cock ring "exclusively for bankers"
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Um, No: Pino

We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
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Banner for Jack's Blowjob Lessons site, featuring a cartoon dude with a mullet and shades.
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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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Aneros Evi kegel exerciser on top of a cream-colored knit fabric.

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iVibe Massager phone app

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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

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