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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
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Sex toys drying on the kitchen counter.
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A day in the life of a sex toy reviewer

...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
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Welcome to my life. Sex toys all around, a laptop, measuring tape, coffee, batteries...
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Epiphora’s beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging

So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
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Table of dildos! And camera! And notebook! And laptops! And coffee!
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15 rules for writing a sex toy review that doesn’t royally suck

There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
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Sex toy reviewer spread: camera, laptop, to-do list, and sex toys everywhere.
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The secret truth about sex toy reviewing

“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
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A short guide to life beyond EdenFantasys

...people! Even if you think they might not reply or follow back. Leave comments on sex blogs. In the world of sex blogging, the comment section is not dead. It’s actually a great way to show bloggers some love and alert them to your existence at the same time. Follow...
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My desk, covered in messy used dildos and vibrators, with a bottle of lube in the foreground.
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This will be your life.

Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Clandestine Devices Mimic vibrator on an ancient-looking egg scale. The cons outweigh the pros.

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