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Early to Bed

Early to Bed is an adorable Chicago sex shop run by one of the sweetest (and most hilarious) people I’ve met in the industry. They go the extra mile with their webstore, taking their own product photos and writing their own pros/cons for each toy.

The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.
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Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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Fleshlight sample, Tantus dildos, Vixen silicone sample, PicoBong die
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Mini sex toy doodads!

I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
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Giveaways

Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys

Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
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Graphic advertising the Amplified Voices Sex Blogger Scholarship, sponsored by Early to Bed, Fuze, We-Vibe, Dame, Crystal Delights, and OhMiBod.
Announcements

Announcing the Amplified Voices Sex Blogger Scholarship!

Hi! Me again! Today I am using exclamation points a lot because I’m so excited to announce this thing! Remember...
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OH MY SWEET JESUS. Neon VixSkin dildos!
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Neon and tie dye VixSkin winner

So I’m pretty sure my neon and tie dye VixSkin giveaway has been my most successful giveaway to date. AND...
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Gift cards to SheVibe, Early to Bed, Babeland, and MyPleasuure
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Blogiversary giveaway: celebrating 200 reviews with 600 bucks!

Oh snap, my friends! This week is my 3-year blogging anniversary, and I’ve hit 200 reviews written! I wrote 35 reviews...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

Womanizer air flow / pressure wave suction vibrator, with its ridiculous fake jewel, on a very white bed.

Review: Womanizer

Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

Review: Volta

LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.

Review: Ida

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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