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Phallix

When I started reviewing in 2007, Phallix was the high end glass dildo manufacturer. Now they’re just about dead, but other luxury companies have stepped in: most notably, Crystal Delights.

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Boiling day

Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
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Afterward

After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
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Phallix Cobalt Twister glass dildo
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Review: Cobalt Twister

I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
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Review: Twisted Lattachino Love Wand

Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
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Legend for my header

Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Review: Dual Sided Swirled Rib

I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
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Review: Inside Out Spiral Rib Double Dong

After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
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Review: Gold Ribbed Love Wand

This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
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