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Jack-off Journal #18

April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
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Review: Bordello

This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...
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Review: Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes

There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
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Hell Yes: Alice

I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
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Review: Nostalgia

Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
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More real than usual

Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
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