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Review: Intensity

The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
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Jimmyjane Form 3 rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Form 3

Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
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Fun Factory Delight rechargeable silicone G-spot vibrator
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Review: Delight

I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
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Review: Form 4

I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
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Review: Sqweel

The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
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Review: Gold Ribbed Love Wand

This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
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