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Lea Hart and Mona Wales on Crash Pad, and a pile of "obscene" sex toys
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When will we stop fearing sex?

As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
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My new Facebook fan page.
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I’m sick of you, Facebook

Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.

Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
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The perks of tweeting

I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
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Want to harass people and get away with it? Join Formspring

A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
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PSA: Not everything I say is sexual

I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
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Saying “dildo” on Twitter

It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Me in a motel in 2002, on the bed writing in my journal.

Becoming a real writer

A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

Afterglow PulseWave vibrator showing off its useless laser light energy.

Review: Afterglow

Bendable Vertebrae vibrators: colorful, worm-like vibrators in strange positions... because they have SPINES.

Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

iGino partying with a tequila shot,.

Review: iGino One

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