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The Sybian is a $1,300 sex machine that has been around almost as long as I’ve been alive. Since I inherited one, I have had many friends ride it and catalog their thoughts in my Sybian guestbook.

The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.

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Review: Rumble Seat

When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...

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Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...

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A day in the life of a sex toy reviewer

...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...

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We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...

Dildos among the smorgasbord, at a party.

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When sex bloggers party

...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...