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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging

Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men

What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
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Review: Star 69: Threesomes

Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex

Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original...
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Review: Rough Sex

So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Threesomes begins with a lesson from Tristan, about nine minutes long. As you might imagine,...
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Review: Chemistry Vol. 3

Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
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