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Step inside my sex toy closet

This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
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Old sex toy box from above.
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Once upon a time…

…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
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Best sex toy storage: plastic drawers

I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
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Review: Illuminating Boudoir Toybox

Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
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Review: FYN Big Foot case

It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
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Review: FYN Adult Toybox

I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
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Those wild 'n' free cords you see? For my Kindle and iPod. The sex toy cords are wrapped up nicely.
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Sex toy storage: chargers and lube edition

Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
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Drawer of sex toys, dildos and vibrators alike.
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Peek inside my sex toy storage

I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
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Dildo desk takeover

A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
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A hint of organization

My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
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Obama will be president, and seven other awesome things

Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
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Revel Body sonic vibrator... plus jump drive and "competitor model."

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