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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
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Congrats & thank you for entering my giveaway! Graphic of sex toy prizes and Boris in the corner saying "good work, human."
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Decade of sex toys giveaway winners (plus Boris video!)

...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
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My cat Chowder overseeing a pile of sex toys.
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Cat blog takeover commence. Cats review sex toys?

Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
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The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.
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Review: Rumble Seat

When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
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Chowdy rolling around on the floor, being thoroughly in the way in front of a bunch of sex toys.
April Fool's!

Replace the human with cats. (April Fool’s wrap-up)

April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
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PSA: Not everything I say is sexual

I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Greatest Hits

G-Spot Rx vibrator, a rabbit-style vibe in clinical blue, with a strange little rub on the shaft that rocks back and forth.

The world’s FIRST and only REAL G-spot toy! Ever!!!

Silicone dildos standing upright and proud.

My vagina is a black hole: how I learned to love penetration

Pop Shot: Beer Lube

Nasstoys' Masturbating Glove. It is fingerless, cream-colored, and COVERED IN SPIKES.

Um, No: Masturbating Glove (and everything else Nasstoys makes)

The Sybian... and packing materials.

Today in my life… a stranger on the internet gifted me a Sybian

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