April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
...be. To my surprise, over 500 people found 20+ Boris clues, so competition for the grand prize was very tough! As a thank you to you all for so diligently trawling through my archives, I compiled a video of Boris’ finest moments. Please enjoy this weird-ass cat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Own4NLnTBNs GRAND PRIZE...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...