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Feminism’s Not a Dirty Word

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To all the men wanting to talk their wives into sex toys

I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
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Layers of hurt

This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,...
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Banner for Jack's Blowjob Lessons site, featuring a cartoon dude with a mullet and shades.
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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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PSA: Not everything I say is sexual

I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
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Screenshot of HealthyStrokes.com and its highly questionable sex ed advice.
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Thanks for the mansplanation, but I greatly prefer my vibrator

I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
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Sarah Palin sex doll
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesFeminism's Not a Dirty WordHell Yes / Um, NoSex Toy News

Sarah Palin in plastic, with orifices

Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
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Cards in a sex game called "Foreplay"
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How not to design a sex game

Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
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My pink sex toys all together. YOU REPULSE ME.
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The color most likely to send me on a murderous rampage

I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
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Video camera pointed directly at you, ominously.
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Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion

When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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Bleeding Pussy Stroker with Blood Lubricant
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesFeminism's Not a Dirty WordHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No?: Topco’s Fucked line

Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.

Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Wahl, Hitachi, Rock Box

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The Girl Next Door (2004)

Movie Night: The Girl Next Door

Wobbling Willy, a magenta dildo with a bobble head attached.

What, you don’t want a dildo with your boyfriend’s face on it?

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