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Review: James Deen dildos

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
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Crystal Delights Star Delight close-up of the beautiful glacier blue aqua Swarovski crystal in the end.
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Review: Star Delight

Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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Review: Penetralia Number 66

Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
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Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
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Review: Rippler

The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
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Crystal Delights Crystal Twist swirly glass dildo on my porch.
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Review: Crystal Twist

You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
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Review: Mustang

Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
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Tantus Goddess silicone vibrating dildo (with my coffee)
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Review: Goddess

It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
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Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.
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Review: Split Dildo

The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
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Penetralia Number 23... and someone guarding.
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Review: Penetralia Number 23

The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
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Tantus Cush O2 on a wooden table.
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Review: Cush O2

One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
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njoy Fun Wand
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Review: Fun Wand

Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
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Love Style Glass Lotus glass dildo
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Review: Lotus

A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
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Review: Jellyfish

The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
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NobEssence Allure wooden dildo
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Review: Allure

My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
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Standard Glass Spectral Glass Dildo in RAINBOW STRIPE!
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Review: Standard Glass S Curve Spectral Glass Dildo

I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
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Wet for Her silicone finger extender
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Review: Two

The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

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LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)

Review: Kiki

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