The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
