Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
The Fun Factory Tiger is just begging me to make a bunch of tiger jokes, puns, and references. But I...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
