This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....