Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...















