Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...