It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
