On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
