I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
I’ve had my eye somewhat indifferently trained on the Raspberry Chunk for a while now. In March, I reviewed the...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
Despite the grotesque name, I’ve always wanted to try a “juicer”-type glass dildo. I finally got the chance with the...