Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...