I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...