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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other.  The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.
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Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
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Queer sex party chronicles: hi, I’m new here

The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
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600 posts = orgasm giveaway!

This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
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A milestone. A huge one.

I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
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A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.
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Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
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"500" made out of vibrators and dildos. CRAFTY.
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Five hundred

This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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