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BS Atelier Wild Stripes silicone dildo (large)

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Review: Wild Stripes dildo

Finally, a manufacturer is going balls-to-the-wall with their silicone sex toy designs — and I love how flamboyant and playful they are. Spanish company BS Atelier makes a dildo for everyone: one for vegans and/or those who miss Gateway computer boxes, one for horror fans, another for people who like to splatter paint, and even one...

Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon large glass dildo on rough cement.

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Review: G-Spoon

I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...

Jopen Key Comet II Wand (bottom) with Comet G Wand in the snow.

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Review: Comet II Wand

Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...

NobEssence Seduction in Padauk wood, lying out in the sun.

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Guest Review: Seduction

It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...

Stronic Eins and the best ever tea towel, which reads "MASTURBATION: NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT" with a bunch of euphemisms in a circle around it.

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Review: Stronic Eins

There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...

G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop all wrapped up on each end... like a lollipop. I guess?

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Review: J-Pop

The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist swirly glass dildo on my porch.

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How to make a gorgeous dildo even prettier

I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...

Jollies / LuzArte Jollet polka dot silicone dildo

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Guest Review: Jollet

The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...

Fun Factory Stronic Drei pulsator outside, on icy cement.

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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...

Vixen Mustang, photo by That Virgin Who Can't Drive

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Guest Review: Mustang

I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...

Magic Banana kegel exerciser and dildo, surrounded by plastic letters from the Bananagrams game spelling out "EMPOWERMENT."

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Review: Magic Banana

Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...

Vixen Creations Buck dildo with a bunch of bananas. Accordingly, the dildo has a Chiquita sticker on it that says NATURAL NUTRITION.

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Review: Buck

Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...

Jopen Key Comet G Wand dildo balanced on top of a heart-shaped bowl, courtesy of Alex.

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Guest Review: Comet G Wand

Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...

HELLO MY SWEET. The Comet G Wand lying on a colorful striped platter.

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Review: Comet G Wand

It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...

Tantus Splash, a well-read dildo, standing on a bookshelf.

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Review: Splash

The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...

Don't you want to come trick-or-treating at my house? Vixen Creations Leoweenie in a bowl of candy.

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Review: Leo

As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...

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