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A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
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The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
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It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
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