The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...