July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
