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Latest sex toy news: Fun Factory’s G5 vibes will have satisfying buttons, Astroglide thinks they can make a sperm-friendly lube now, Tantus released vibrating anal beads and uncut dildos (!), and companies continue to crowdfund their “revolutionary” sex toy ideas. [see this section directly on my blog.]
In my “stupidest email(s) I received lately” section, I’m given the unique opportunity to ask a Real Doctor anything I want about sexual health. Oh golly gee!
In my “stupidest email(s) I received lately” section, prepare to be terrified by an email in which the sender listed his entire home address and asked me to send sex toys there. Then I looked up the address on Google Maps…
Under sex toy news, I guffaw about LELO’s SaSi-esque new toy called Ora, Fun Factory’s cupid-inspired (and stupid-inspired) Amorino, OhMiBod’s technologically-advanced blueMotion, dildos shaped like rabbis and genies, and more. [see this section directly on my blog.]
In my “stupidest email(s) I received lately” section, some dude wants me to try his sexual fitness exercises. I should trust him, because he once met a “Kung Fu master of a Chinese yoga lineage.”
Under sex toy news, I discuss crowdfunded wooden dildos, Tenga’s silly Iroha Mini, Joanna Angel’s epic vulva Fleshlight, the pipsqueak that is the Sqweel Go, a vibrator that shoots water at your clitoris, and more. [see this section directly on my blog.]
In my “stupidest email(s) I received lately” section, I have the good fortune of encountering a man who is re-selling a bastardized version of a California Exotic cock ring.
Under sex toy news, I report on the latest news coming out of ANME: harnesses and sci-fi toys from Tantus, ceramic and aluminum toys from Pipedream, the latest additions to Jopen’s Lust and Key lines, kegel balls called the Trainer Toyfriends, and OhMiBod’s Lovelife line. [see this section directly on my blog.]
In my “stupidest email(s) I received lately” section, I relay the jumbled message of a German sex toy inventor who is calling his product the “ClitWafer.”
In my “stupidest email(s) I got this month” section, I quote a dude who wants to buy up my website and present a bulletpoint list of the puzzling emails I get on a regular basis (web comics! krill oil! male enhancement products! tattoo equipment!).