Adam & Eve

Review: Crystal Teaser

Review: Crystal Teaser

It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a thing of this size and feel immediate disappointment. It’s only about half an inch in diameter. Smaller in diameter than a quarter. About as long as your average pen. Don’t believe me? Check out my very scientific tweezers comparison. I have four other glass dildos, and they’re all bigger than this one — so the Adam & Eve Crystal Teaser had a lot to live up to. But hey, looks can be deceiving, and I’m always open to a new glass toy. First, that wretched storage pouch. Fuzzy, bright red, with a drawstring. I’m glad, of course, that this toy comes with . . . read more

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